(404): i hope kanye doesn’t show up to patrick swayze’s funeral. ” i’ll let you get back to your funeral in a minute…but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn “.
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mommy: soulja boy just moved in. penthouse style.
chloe: did he have those white glasses on that say tell em, or soulja boy?
m: all i saw was his entourage full of niggas. and they were fat.
c: niggas?? you are too hood.
m: i try. but, i think im going to move.
c: por que?
m: are you mexican now? oh god. oh, which reminds me, im making tacos.
c: I GOTTA GO.
“I want to thank God for somehow … I know he perfect. So I’mma thank him for everything. I’mma thank him for making me drop out of school. I’mma thank him for making me run the streets. I’mma thank him for making me sell crack. I’mma thank him for making me have shoot-outs. I’mma thank him for allowing me to watch my partners die in my arms, So I’d be fearful enough for my life and paranoid enough to go out and cop machine guns and silencers so I catch a fed case and I have to put up $3 million for my bond so I have to spend seven months of my life in my house, so I have to spend a year of my life in prison just so I be validated enough to get out there and touch the youth because they know that I done been through it, and if I say it, it means something. You know what I’m saying?”
- Rapper T.I. told revelers at the Hip Hop Inaugural Ball in D.C.
love the show (real housewives of atlanta), hate kim.
dislike this girl because she lies. but according to sandra rose, bitch is 30.
really? 9 years older than me……???
i cant breathe from this gentlemen..he’s coming out.
but, she scares me too. then bossip.com shed some light on the horrors of fast food restaurants, and the violence that comes along with it.
“im gonna suck your titties till the milk comes out, is you pregnant?”
-mr. waffle fries
diddy scratching his head is my favorite. and his views are hilarious.
and there are some black people in alaska, but not many. i mean, couldnt he have had his assistants look this shit up before he did a viral video? love diddy tho, or is it sean combs, or puff daddy, or daddy….. who cares ciroc obama!
yes yes yes freshie, its a 3peat!
i am a very opinionated person, in case you have wondered. or havent noticed. on thursday, before vegas the boo and i were arguing. naturally, i said things that i meant and didnt mean, but were hurtful. but he loves me and always comes up with clever ideas to make me forgive and forget.
and i hope he continues to make me smile, daily.