continued conversations with mommy

mom: see you in the morning

chloe: i’m going for sushi tonight with my friend. he is treating me.

m: HE? “ill be your daddy”

c: ohhhh, ho.

m: tramp.

c: takes one to know one.

m: clean your apartment

c: he isn’t coming over. no condoms in my trash, babygirl.

m: OMG ENUFF. guess waiting til marriage it out, though?

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One response to “continued conversations with mommy

  1. “no condoms in my trash, babygirl.”

    that’s classic!

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