mom: see you in the morning
chloe: i’m going for sushi tonight with my friend. he is treating me.
m: HE? “ill be your daddy”
c: ohhhh, ho.
c: takes one to know one.
m: clean your apartment
c: he isn’t coming over. no condoms in my trash, babygirl.
m: OMG ENUFF. guess waiting til marriage it out, though?